I always thought Humpty Dumpty was a Lewis Carroll invention (source of the egg illustration), but TIL the name predates Alice in Wonderland.

It didn't intend to make Humpty an egg. The egg came later as part of author Lewis Carroll's Through the Looking-Glass (1872), in which he was described as an egg. Later adaptations made Humpty an egg …

Apr 20, 2020 · Banned Kinder Surprise Ad - CHOCADOOBIE! (1983) The creepy human-like Humpty Dumpty puppet scared kids in the UK so much, that they pulled the advert off TV. Regardless, it's a …

As it turns out, Humpty Dumpty was a gigantic siege cannon! Royalists employed it during the English Civil War in 1648. They set the cannon up at the top of the St. Mary-at-the-Walls church tower, …

Feb 16, 2017 · Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, Thousands of spiders poured out of his head, And swarmed the shit out of that little girl.

Sep 10, 2022 · Humpty dumpty was a cannon mounted on a castle wall somewhere in the 1600's. The castle was attacked and the wall in question was shot to smithereens by an enemy cannon, causing …

Sep 11, 2022 · 2 Reply OggaBogga_Leader • 3 yr. ago Humpty dumpty sat on a wall, humpty dumpty ate them all 2 Reply cogumelocanibal • 3 yr. ago

I found an entire pinterest board of "Creepy Humpty Dumpties", maybe you'll find a still that triggers a memory?

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Jul 2, 2012 · The Humpty Dumpty rhyme never said anything about him being an egg, and it's really disturbing if you think about him being a human in the situation.