OCEAN CITY — The new pirate ship on the roof of the arcade at Playland’s Castaway Cove on the Boardwalk is not an exact replica of the one lost to a fire four years ago, but it’s pretty close.

My pirate ship is sailing through the Hawaiin seas ... and then finish up with a sword fight against a giant robot. How can I possibly give a game that contains all that any less than PC Gamer's ...