I’m a fan of clever, or corny, business road signs. Usually. But there’s a dentist office near home that irks me. One of their rotating messages reads: “Safety first. Who are we kidding? Coffee first.

Minister Vivek venkat swami giving the second prize to Jagan Mohan Reddy of Deccan Chronicle union On the occasion of National Safety Day, where he participated in the Slogan Writing Competition ...