UPDATE: After setting psychological thriller The Loft for a summer 2014 debut, Universal’s also slotted its Zac Efron starrer Townies for a 2014 debut. The comedy stars Efron, Seth Rogen ...

So far, so good, but we started getting skeptical when we heard each unit came pre-furnished with flat-screens, high-end tools, towels and plates monogrammed with the Car Loft logo. Oh yeah ...

That’s it. That’s the joke. Insert LOFT logo here. We got a few cries of “IT’S SATIRE” and “IT’S NOT EVEN AN AD” in the comments section of the original piece, and that is ...