A sign of the hipster apocalypse comes on news that 7-Eleven is selling plastic Mason jars with moustache straws for its Slurpee beverages. The hipster movement appears to be under assault.

The convenience store chain has announced that they are "rolling out" a 26-ounce plastic mason jar for Slurpees ($2.99) and a matching "mustache straw" ($.99). According to the announcement ...