When writing I love you like sayings, consider what your lover likes. Do not be insensitive with the sayings. Incorporate funny phrases, popular phrases and lingo that you and your partner use.

1. “My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it’s missing, and what’s there stinks.” — Joan Rivers 2. “I am so romantic, sometimes I think I should just marry myself.” ...

Or maybe you memorize funny crush quotes on a piece of paper and slip it in their pocket. ... "Love is like a fart: If you have to force it, it's probably s***." 84.

These funny quotes are going to have you in stitches. jacoblund / Getty Images Nov. 30, 2023, 1:57 PM EST / Updated May 7, 2025, 2:07 PM EDT By Sarah Fielding and Sarah Lemire ...

“I love you, Binky, but I don’t have to like you right now.” — Andie, “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days” (2003) “The man is the head, but the woman is the neck.