When writing I love you like sayings, consider what your lover likes. Do not be insensitive with the sayings. Incorporate funny phrases, popular phrases and lingo that you and your partner use.

I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes.

1. “My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it’s missing, and what’s there stinks.” — Joan Rivers 2. “I am so romantic, sometimes I think I should just marry myself.” ...

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These funny quotes are going to have you in stitches. jacoblund / Getty Images Nov. 30, 2023, 1:57 PM EST / Updated May 7, 2025, 2:07 PM EDT By Sarah Fielding and Sarah Lemire ...

“I love you, Binky, but I don’t have to like you right now.” — Andie, “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days” (2003) “The man is the head, but the woman is the neck.