It was smiling. It was wearing green headphones, probably purchased from Urban Outfitters in the year 2012. I loved Dancing Hot Dog, and I was audacious enough to assume Dancing Hot Dog loved me, too.

The dogs are not impressed with this crazy hot dog dance, and take down the dancing invader quickly, but not before playing a little with their new friend.

The dancing hot dog Snapchat filter has taken the internet, and the world, by storm in recent weeks. And, people are already doing unspeakable, wildly inappropriate things with it. The dancing hot ...