First thing's first, 'Don't Get Scared' is an incredibly ironic title ... if you've been acting like a boss and you've been dressing funny and you've been shaving your mustache and s--- like ...

If you, like me, were terminally online around the early 2010s, you probably know, love, and have sorely missed Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared ... and how they have to get to their job, before ...